$2000. to win Oxford Dragway July 27

[grim reaper]

Hey callin all Massholes If you live south of Kittery or north of Providence:

***THIS MEANS YOU!***

Big bucks $2000. to win at Oxford dragway July 27.

$600. R/U $200. semi's $100. 1/4's Entry $100.

Buybacks $50. 1st or 2nd round. (not both)

Maine turnpike exit 63 Rt 26 north for 24 miles track is on right behind Oxford Plains Speedway.

Welcome all cars/bikes/sleds 8.99 or quicker (1/8 mile)

No street tires. DOT slicks OK. Must pass IHRA tech inspection.

[MIKE RANDALL]

$2000.00 BIG BUCKS? CHUMP CHANGE!!! Payout must be based on car count! I'd say digging and smelling stinky ole CLAMS is worth more than a trip racing....lol

[82SuperComp]

$2000 is a pretty good payout for a small track, when some of these guy's only have about $10K in their entire car, $2000 isn't a bad pay day! :nod:

[grim reaper]

$2000.00 BIG BUCKS? CHUMP CHANGE!!! Payout must be based on car count! I'd say digging and smelling stinky ole CLAMS is worth more than a trip racing....lol

$2000. Payout to the winner regardless of car count. Chumps welcome. See if one of your 2 friends will lend you the entry fee and try your luck. You aint goin to win nothin by racin that keyboard boy.

If the clams are stinky where you are maybe your hangin around with the wrong girls.

[MIKE RANDALL]

Frank,I see you want to play some more so we can...lol How do you know what someone at a track where you have never been has in their car? Why do you follow mke from thread to thread....lol You are just reassuring what I told the mods of the Cumberland section you would do!

Dont like CLAMS but I am sure the one you sleep with is as stinky as it gets. Only my opinion...everyone is affored one! Dont worry $$$$ aint a problem... Anyone that would beg on the net for old used up RECYCLED parts must have the $$$ problem!

[82SuperComp]

Mike this is an open forum, if you take my comment about what $$$$ are "worth while for racing" offensive, you don't belong on a race forum.

I said nothing offensive to you, just stated the facts, many of the local tracks where I race only have a $500 or $1000 payout depending on how many cars show up. $2000 is not a bad pay out.

Also I did not make any personal referenace to you. Keep up the good work, your posts are entertaining to read. :nice:

[MIKE RANDALL]

Why do you post under the N.E. section where you dont race? never raced or will never race. Your the entertaining one. So whats yer point? just because you and Bi-Curious,Reap This are friends you think you can just jump in and comment? Open Forum? LETS PLAY!!!!

[grim reaper]

Hell now that you asked Supercomp why hes postin in the NE section thats a good question to ask yourself you dont race here either but that dont stop you and I didnt know it but you dont even live or race in Ten. either. I was told your from San francisco Cal. and you been causin more trouble on that Cumberland Tn.site than any one else. No wonder you got banned off the drag cars sight. You got crossville for a location whys that so you can stick your nose where it dont belong? I see you even stuck your nose in a post goin on over there in Hawaii. You started all 3 of these posts in the MAINE section whys that? God lord you cant get further away than Cal. lest you have a boat. Your startin to remind me of a busy body old lady that lives near here that cant help stickin her nose in where it dont belong. What did that Supercomp do that was so bad that you feel you need to be so rude and nasty anyway?

[82SuperComp]

Why do you post under the N.E. section where you dont race? never raced or will never race. Your the entertaining one. So whats yer point? just because you and Bi-Curious,Reap This are friends you think you can just jump in and comment? Open Forum? LETS PLAY!!!!

Mike, I don't want to rile you up! We said we were going to be cool with each other, we don't need to start arguing again. But the same question could be asked of you, why are you posting in the N.E. section? Why do we post anywhere? The internet has opened the oportunity for people to communicate all over the country. LETS NOT PLAY!!!

[grim reaper]

Why do you post under the N.E. section where you dont race? never raced or will never race. Your the entertaining one. So whats yer point? just because you and Bi-Curious,Reap This are friends you think you can just jump in and comment? Open Forum? LETS PLAY!!!!

Im the one that started this post and I got no problem with Supercomp or any one else even you jumpin in long as you act civilised. Whats your beef with Supercomp anyways Randall? He seems like a pretty easy goin guy to me and if you didnt rile him he probly wouldnt even pay you no mind anyhow.

Hell I just posted one over there on California and asked if any of them Barona Dragway guys know who the hell Mike Randall is if he thinks $2000. to win a drag race is chump change. Aint no body stepped up to claim him yet though. Maybe he aint the big drag racer he claims to be. we ll sit back now and see how many folks over at Barona know who this chump Randall is.

[MIKE RANDALL]

$2000.00 for multiple classes is chump change. Easy to see you and superchump have lip locks on eachothers male genetalia!

[MIKE RANDALL]

lol

[grim reaper]

We ll see who the chump is when we start gettin some responses out of the Barona Drag strip crowd. Hey randall how come it took a whole 10 minutes for you to add the lol on that last one? I see some one posted on the drag car sight you didnt have much knowledge or imagination & guess youre provin them right. Now lets all sit back folks and watch the results roll in from all them Barona drag racers about the guy that made Barona the place to race in so. Cal.

Oh I almost forgot postin from TCF dont count seein as how that chump is you too Randall.

Hey Supercomp did you ever get those et s posted that TCF was goin to put up on the internet yet?

[MIKE RANDALL]

Lets bet on who TDF is chump a reaper! Never did anything at barona except help the car count. You're just a closet queer that hides like you buddy sumperchump says!!!! I can play forever...you? Get any sleeep with a room of stinkin clams?

[grim reaper]

Whoa slow down boy. First I aint makin any bets where ill never be able to collect my winnins. Next Jim bowers-thats you- says: Tony with the help of Mike Randall and another dude are making Barona the place to race in So. California. Hows the car count since you made it the place to race? There aint no queers in my closet son and I aint hidin from no one. I aint gettin into no computer fight neither. Im retired I can sit back with my feet up and watch all them replies roll in from all them folks at barona where you made it the place to race. I aint seen a one yet though. Maybe youre more well known for nasty postin than racin.

Supercomp you get them posted ETs yet from TCF? I thought they was on the internet. What sight are those posted on Randall?

[MIKE RANDALL]

Dont race Barona since the new owners a couple years back. Me and Jim Howe, come on spit out it he is the other dude! Isnt everyone retired? No sense in puttin yer feetz up unless yer some ole worn out closet queer that aint even proud enuff of his/her race car to post pics of it on a site where you want to be the man. Hell, you too skeered to post yer own name. I dont believe TDF's slips are posted anywhere but i am sure he can/ will post em fer ya...then what queer?

[MIKE RANDALL]

Be proud QUEER... Surely in your old retired age you must have accomplished something worth sharing. One thing we all know is your too much of a pussy to say who you are or look someone in the eye. Have you always been a coward and hid???

[MIKE RANDALL]

I am the closet queer known as the reaper...
I put my feet up so my boyfriend can go deeper!
I am the closet queer reaper!
I dont have a car worth showin cause everyone
will make fun of it near and a far .......

Come on BIG BOY to be a sissy be a man! Lets see that car that made you a star!

YOURE A PUSSY!!! Fuck yer way with werds. Man up face to face! You run your pie hole about others WTF have you ever done? Your turn PUSSY!

[grim reaper]

Land sakes boy. Calm down. Your takin this internet shit to serious. You cant be face to face or look some one in the eye on a computer whats the matter with you boy? Hell I imagin if you could youd be dead by now givin the big mouth you got. Now I might have some old fuzzy black & white pictures of my old car around here some place but who the hell would want to see it any way? And even if some one did how the hell would I know how to put it up on the internet. This old freind of mine just now showed me how to post typin on here for Gods sake. Plus now you got to remember its an old fueler with a Donovan moter hell them things couldnt stay with a good tuned up pro stocker anymore. I aint got no fuel license no more Im all washed up. Kinda like you. But you got to realise when you are all washed up you cant go around lyin and trin to be some big bad drag racer with a ton of money when your really just a dried up has been like me or even a wanna be like you. People respect you more when you tell the truth. You aint kiddin any one with all that bullshit. Hell you dont even remember what you said half the time. And bein one to talk about hidin behind names hell you got the record beat just last week on the drag cars sight. What was it 20 or 25 in the same day? Come on boy snap out of it the whole world is laffin at you and your too numb to know it.

[MIKE RANDALL]

Your too easy. Skeered at that! Play the game boy. Yer a learnin!Washed up? Hmm...did you wash up after yer boyfriend gave you a dose of his special honey? prove me wrong on anything I have stated. lets race. Whatta ya got? I got anole piece o shit car and i can drive it so you got it made. Get yoer ole Ed I. rockers that were jumk new and come on. Still got yer feet behind yer ears????

[grim reaper]

Alright I just figured Id check the Barona post once more before I go to bed and it still aint got not one single soul yet that wants to step up and claim they know or ever heard of Randall even though he made that track the place to race. Skeered? Yes I am skeered that you will not be remembered for the great contributions you made to Barona drag way and to drag racin in general. Lets race? Whatta ya got? hell boy Im 79 years old. I got an old pick up thats all I can handle. Good God Gertie I tossed a lobster trap over the side this mornin and almost went over with it. I aint got no more race car. Now Im old and washed up just like you. I know its hard to face the truth when your all washed up but sooner or later you need to come to grips with the fact that your a laffin stock and then youll change your nasty lyin ways.

[MIKE RANDALL]

Hey pussy! washed up ? man up Bitch....lol Lying? Youre just a c-word like the stinky clam you sleep with.

[grim reaper]

More bad news. I just checked the Cal. site and both posts over there have 149 veiws between then and NO ONE knows or heard of Mike Randall. Too bad seein how you put that track on the map and all and thats where you race your Vega at aint it? Or maybe Im mistaken and you race it somewhere else at another track? if I recall you said its the one that they only put the car# on the back window. Any one know where that track is? So you got your heart set on a race. Your always callin someone out I heard you wanted to race Supercomp but then you want him to tow his car all the way out to Cal. to race you. Hes from Il. so we know that aint goin to work. Then you wanted Supercomp to race that kid from I40 drag way with the blown Camaro. Thats a fair race. Supercomps 4 barrel motor against blown alky setup. Next you conjered up this TDF guy thats got a T/S truck and wanted him to race that thing. But now its sold so that aint goin to happen either. But hes got a dragster now but hell pull the motor and this and that. More Bullshit. Listen boy. Heres the deal. If YOU want to race so bad Ill take that challenge. I know a guy in Chula Vista thats a good friend of mine. Hes got friends all over So Cal. and Im sure we can come up with a car close in performance to your Vega. I heard you say it runs 9.30s off the throttle stop so let me dig up a 9.30 car and we can get it goin. This race will be for $1000. at Barona race track. None of your lock in bullshit either. I seen you weasle your way out of more than a few races with that trick. Who in there right mind would send you money up front? You might not take your meds one day and forget they sent it. Neither one will need to travel far so the $$ will exchange hands on race day and will be held by the track in the tower. Let me know and Ill go to work on the details.

[94mits3000gt]

Oxford Plains isn't bad. Not a great place to race. Not that there are really any good places in maine to race! People up here are WAYY to redneck and into trying to soup up a chevy pickup truck...ughh. I keep telling them. you can polish a turd, but it's still going to be a turd!

go import or GO HOME!