Always help a friend in need semi-nws

[one_fast_camaro]

I got a phone call from wikdlx last nite. His voice was really muffled all I could make out was that he could barely breathe and needed some help, but not to call anyone else. Well I was in the area so I hurried up and went by his house. I found his truck in the drive and the front door unlocked. I looked around his house and finally found him in a very compromising position. It turns out that after they got finished she had just fallen asleep and poor hamby just couldn't get out from under her. I did manage to get a pic before the wrecker got there with the winch to help move her.:D

[FRO]

:barf:

[WIKDLX]

Originally posted by one_fast_camaro
I got a phone call from wikdlx last nite. His voice was really muffled all I could make out was that he could barely breathe and needed some help, but not to call anyone else. Well I was in the area so I hurried up and went by his house. I found his truck in the drive and the front door unlocked. I looked around his house and finally found him in a very compromising position. It turns out that after they got finished she had just fallen asleep and poor hamby just couldn't get out from under her. I did manage to get a pic before the wrecker got there with the winch to help move her.:D



I thought that you promised not to tell.
the least you could do is tell everyone her name.......


ps-I hope that the growth on the side of your head(you call it a pimple,I call it an asteroid) is gone by tonight,I'm bringing my camera,that thing should be in the guimess book of records!

[one_fast_camaro]

Are you bringing her are your date tonite? I'm not sure if theres enough food there to keep her happy. Was she mad when she found the cable burn on her leg the next morning? The tow truck driver thought she was hot though.:D BTW I've always wondered how somebody as short as you could pleasure such a big girl? and we all know that you love the big girls.

[WIKDLX]

she wasnt mad about the cable burn,but she was upset that you only liked licking her asshole and not her fat cracks.........she said that you liked all the peanuts!!

[one_fast_camaro]

see what happens when you help a friend out. first off I have a weak stomach I puked twice from just seeing that cottage cheese ass. As far as peanuts go you had a cup of them beside your bed whats up with that you starting a collection? If thats the case can I offer a suggestion.. start collecting their panties. 3 or 4 girls like that and you could build a damn nice parachute and maybe take up skydiving.

[WIKDLX]

I dont want to skydive,but I do need a parachute for the racecar!!!thanks for the idea

[one_fast_camaro]

streetcars don't need parachutes:D

[31modela]

That kinda looks like George Long that runs the Kia?????????

[ProStreetZ28]

:dropjaw: LMAO. That is about the funniest thing I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[31modela]

Does the movie Shallow Hal somehow fit this thread?

[ProStreetZ28]

Or how about the movie Road Trip, remember the line "What did you kill a chetah?"

[one_fast_camaro]

THOUGHT THIS NEEDED A BUMP

[PainTrain]

bwah!!!

[GT Girl]

I don't know how I missed this one back when it was originally posted, but damn Matt! That's just nasty! Come on! I'm sur eyou could of found something better to do that night! That's just gross! How many times did you have to throw flour on it?

[one_fast_camaro]

:lol: :rofl3:

[WIKDLX]

Originally posted by GT Girl
I don't know how I missed this one back when it was originally posted, but damn Matt! That's just nasty! Come on! I'm sur eyou could of found something better to do that night! That's just gross! How many times did you have to throw flour on it?




you dont remember how much flower it took?:bash:

[GT Girl]

awwww, come on now. That wasn't very nice! :mad: It was funny, take a joke. Don't be an ass hat! :bash:


:D Glad to see you're in a happy mood today!

[WIKDLX]

Originally posted by GT Girl
awwww, come on now. That wasn't very nice! :mad: It was funny, take a joke. Don't be an ass hat! :bash:


:D Glad to see you're in a happy mood today!



I'm not an ass-hat............and I am in a good mood........

ps-randall is going down for this one

[fat rat]

:dropjaw:

[andy00steeda]

Hamby is that what you were using as balast on your pass your couldnt keep the front outta the air???

[GT Girl]

Originally posted by WIKDLX
I'm not an ass-hat............and I am in a good mood........

ps-randall is going down for this one

We're all ass hat's in our own little ways. :D it's all outta love Matt, you know that! :gaga: