Joey Hanie
05-10-2005, 06:43 PM
Subject: Dream speech
>
> >
>
> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR
> THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> >
>
> > My Fellow Americans:
>
> > As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has
> been completed.
>
> > Since congress does not want to spend any more
> money on this war, our
>
> > mission in Iraq is now complete.
>
> >
>
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete
> removal of all American
>
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete
> within 30 days. It is now
>
> to
>
> >
>
> > begin the reckoning.
>
> >
>
> > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
> names of countries
>
> > which have stood by our side during the Iraq
> conflict. This list is
>
> short.
>
> > The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia,
> and Poland are some of
>
> > the countries listed there.
>
> >
>
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first
> list. Most of the
>
> > world's nations are on that list. My press
> secretary will be distributing
>
> > copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> >
>
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately,
> foreign aid to those
>
> > nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
> indefinitely. The money saved
>
> > during the first year alone will pretty much pay
> for the costs of the
>
> Iraqi
>
> >
>
> > war.
>
> >
>
> > The American people are no longer going to pour
> money into third world
>
> > Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow
> fat on corruption.
>
> >
>
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an
> epidemic? Call France.
>
> >
>
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work
> to redirect this money
>
> > toward solving the vexing social problems we still
> have at home. On that
>
> > note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw
> with us and we will hunt
>
> you
>
> >
>
> > down and eliminate you and all your friends from
> the face of the earth.
>
> > Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try
> France, or maybe
>
> > China.
>
> >
>
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys.
> Work out a peace deal
>
> > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe
> all of you can go to
>
> > Russia for negotiations. They have some great
> palaces there. Big tables,
>
> > too. I am ordering the immediate severing of
> diplomatic relations with
>
> > France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your
> help, comrades. We are
>
> > retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to
> begin towing the many UN
>
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more
> than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be
> stripped, shredded and
>
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty
> pertains to this. You creeps
>
> > have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay
> those tickets tomorrow or
>
> > watch your precious
>
> > Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some
> of the finest chop
>
> shops
>
> > in the world. I love New York
>
> >
>
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List
> 2. Since we are
>
> likely
>
> > to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks
> might want to try not
>
> > pissing us off for a change.
>
> > Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government
>
> > really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a
> couple extra tank and
>
> > infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I
> am going to put em? Yep,
>
> > border security. So start doing something with
> your oil.
>
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating
> the NAFTA
>
> > treaty - starting now.
>
> >
>
> > We are tired of the one-way highway.
>
> >
>
> > It is time for America to focus on its own welfare
> and its own citizens.
>
> > Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them
> by saying, "darn
>
> > tootin."
>
> >
>
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a
> decent life around the
>
> > world has only earned us the undying enmity of
> just about everyone on the
>
> > planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America.
> It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
> >
>
> > homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate
> World Cup Soccer from
>
> > America. To the nations on List 1, a final
> thought. Thanks guys. We owe
>
> you
>
> >
>
> > and we won't forget.
>
> > To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop
> dead.
>
> >
>
> > God bless America.
>
> > Thank you and good night.
>
> >
>
> > If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are
> reading it in English,
>
> > thank a soldier.
>
> >
>
> > Please forward this to at least ten friends and
> see what happens! Let's
>
> > get this to every USA computer
>
> >
>
>
> >
>
> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR
> THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
> >
>
> > My Fellow Americans:
>
> > As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has
> been completed.
>
> > Since congress does not want to spend any more
> money on this war, our
>
> > mission in Iraq is now complete.
>
> >
>
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete
> removal of all American
>
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete
> within 30 days. It is now
>
> to
>
> >
>
> > begin the reckoning.
>
> >
>
> > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
> names of countries
>
> > which have stood by our side during the Iraq
> conflict. This list is
>
> short.
>
> > The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia,
> and Poland are some of
>
> > the countries listed there.
>
> >
>
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first
> list. Most of the
>
> > world's nations are on that list. My press
> secretary will be distributing
>
> > copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> >
>
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately,
> foreign aid to those
>
> > nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
> indefinitely. The money saved
>
> > during the first year alone will pretty much pay
> for the costs of the
>
> Iraqi
>
> >
>
> > war.
>
> >
>
> > The American people are no longer going to pour
> money into third world
>
> > Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow
> fat on corruption.
>
> >
>
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an
> epidemic? Call France.
>
> >
>
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work
> to redirect this money
>
> > toward solving the vexing social problems we still
> have at home. On that
>
> > note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw
> with us and we will hunt
>
> you
>
> >
>
> > down and eliminate you and all your friends from
> the face of the earth.
>
> > Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try
> France, or maybe
>
> > China.
>
> >
>
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys.
> Work out a peace deal
>
> > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe
> all of you can go to
>
> > Russia for negotiations. They have some great
> palaces there. Big tables,
>
> > too. I am ordering the immediate severing of
> diplomatic relations with
>
> > France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your
> help, comrades. We are
>
> > retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to
> begin towing the many UN
>
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more
> than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be
> stripped, shredded and
>
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty
> pertains to this. You creeps
>
> > have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay
> those tickets tomorrow or
>
> > watch your precious
>
> > Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some
> of the finest chop
>
> shops
>
> > in the world. I love New York
>
> >
>
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List
> 2. Since we are
>
> likely
>
> > to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks
> might want to try not
>
> > pissing us off for a change.
>
> > Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
> entire corrupt government
>
> > really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a
> couple extra tank and
>
> > infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I
> am going to put em? Yep,
>
> > border security. So start doing something with
> your oil.
>
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating
> the NAFTA
>
> > treaty - starting now.
>
> >
>
> > We are tired of the one-way highway.
>
> >
>
> > It is time for America to focus on its own welfare
> and its own citizens.
>
> > Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them
> by saying, "darn
>
> > tootin."
>
> >
>
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a
> decent life around the
>
> > world has only earned us the undying enmity of
> just about everyone on the
>
> > planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America.
> It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
> >
>
> > homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate
> World Cup Soccer from
>
> > America. To the nations on List 1, a final
> thought. Thanks guys. We owe
>
> you
>
> >
>
> > and we won't forget.
>
> > To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop
> dead.
>
> >
>
> > God bless America.
>
> > Thank you and good night.
>
> >
>
> > If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are
> reading it in English,
>
> > thank a soldier.
>
> >
>
> > Please forward this to at least ten friends and
> see what happens! Let's
>
> > get this to every USA computer
>
> >
>