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BADBU

10-03-2005, 10:07 PM

wow thats original. Frank I am glad you come to this section of the site. We know no one knows you in chicago but at least here in crossville your a household name. The TV stations have been upset with me, though, you see since you so frequently embaress yourself on the web the people here find you to be like a real live "TRUMAN" web show and the local TV shows have seen a decrease in Viewing since then.

But here is the pic you have showed everyone and it was 175lbs I benched without a spot. 100 times. LMAO

SuperEngine

10-03-2005, 11:09 PM

Jim when you get big and bad please let us know. You look a little flabby, need to do a few more reps, and don't eat so many carbohydrates, you know it just adds to your love handles. :bouncy:

Jim Bowers

10-03-2005, 11:39 PM

Eskranaut...I have love handles and eat eat carbs.... Hey I found a National Geographic July 1988 Vol. 174 no.1 Has a nice article in it about the MOORS. You remember,the people that made POLLOCKS the most joked about NATIONALITY!!!! Come on we dont hear any dumb frenchmen jokes do we? In the bible it tells you the MOORS left their mark in every land they conquered!!! Especially in POLAND. Did you know they ruled spain for almost 800 years? When the MOORS took the Italians,Spainards and most importantly the POLISH they brought NO women. Now since the Moors were from Africa and came to the world thru Morocco you ESKRANAUT must have some of that nigga gene runnin around in your blood. Afterall look at those cars on your website...genuine COONIS AMERICANIS!!! Also in the Bible it says the Moors only took fair skinned maidens for enjoyment!!! I know that sums it all up for any intelligent human being that does not have any of that MOOR gene runnin' wild in their blood. If you would like to know your way back ancestors were most likely Galician slaves. The Muslim general Tariq ibn Ziyad took soldiers and four boats from Cueta on the African side and set up his beachead at a place now called Gibralter. Ya know the Moors were 12k strong in soldiers when they made the move to POLAND...... So you must be a product of the MOORS!!! I have proven you are and I am sure you are intelligent enough to debate this event!!!! I bet you look just like SNOOP DOG!!! Can you say Doggie Fizzle on the Televisle?

No smack here Eskranaut.....just the facts!!!!

Jim Bowers

10-03-2005, 11:46 PM

One thing I did forget Eskranaut.... Ya know that MOOR gene has to be very strong inside you because your long ago ancestors must have survived the Black Death of 1347 where 25 million Europieans were killed.....

Eskranaut says.....LONG LIVE THE MOORS!!!!

FASTONE

10-04-2005, 01:16 AM

Hey Mike Randall / hiding behind a bogus login. Your so funny I almost fell off my dinosaur. A few things for you to ponder???

You are the poster child for abortion and Prophylactics.

Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.

Your brain will be donated to science and rejected?

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

You're a habit I'd like to kick -- with both feet.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children...

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Jim Bowers

10-04-2005, 07:10 AM

All you can do is talk shit, I can and will speak of facts and things that really happened!!!

:embarras: Ok,chinaman.....feed me!!!

BADBU

10-04-2005, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by SuperEngine
Jim when you get big and bad please let us know. You look a little flabby, need to do a few more reps, and don't eat so many carbohydrates, you know it just adds to your love handles. :bouncy:

But I like them. I only cut up a few months out of he year. But thats the way I like to be FAT AND HAPPY. And briefcases full of CASH! Frank I dont hide it from anyone, Late summer I GO around 295 winter like the one above taken in jan I am around 335. This year probably be around 345. But its all good. I like the carbs. But when you build stuff as fast as I do the extra pounds dont matter. LOL

Waiting on you to tell me when and where little man.

Jim Bowers

10-04-2005, 08:33 AM

Little Man?? Naw......just a pimple on a Gnats azz! If you can get him to show that will be a miracle! His car is gettin'CHASSIED....lol

Open wide Frankie.............

Jim Bowers

10-04-2005, 08:37 AM

ESKRANAUT....what ever happened to that hired gun? Is he/she on the weekly payroll? What happened to that 6 second 70's Pipe Rack? Eskranaut,can you tell us about the MOORS?

FASTONE

10-04-2005, 10:39 AM

Jim Bowers, oh I mean Mike Randall, No sign of your TURD VEGA :hiding:? Slow ass 9.90 car! :rollingla :rollingla :rollingla :rollingla :rollingla

Open WIDE! :barf:

FASTONE

10-04-2005, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by Jim Bowers
can you tell us about the MOORS?

Sure, I can tell you why you want more ...... :bj: :jack: :bj: :jack: :bj:

BADBU

10-04-2005, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by FASTONE
Jim Bowers, oh I mean Mike Randall, No sign of your TURD VEGA :hiding:? Slow ass 9.90 car! :rollingla :rollingla :rollingla :rollingla :rollingla

Open WIDE! :barf:

you havnt even confirmed a race with me yet, little frankie, you dont need to worry about the vega. You still have no pic of your car frank, but thats ok . You have got to see the front of my car in pics, next you can see the rear.
Get your MONEY son

FASTONE

10-04-2005, 11:06 AM

Pic of Jim and Mike at last track outing.......

http://www.angelfire.com/oh/Monkeys2/images/smile.jpg

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-04-2005, 11:34 AM

Frankie/Fastone...I am sure I can tell you all you need to know about ther MOORS. Hell,in five minutes I can read the ten page history of the POLISH.....I just dont understand with your big ego why you just dont show us the pre-chassised baddest 69 Camaro in the land. First it is Billys trailer. Then Billys car. Jim wants to race you and you always have something smartassed to say or the biggest bullshit excuse known to man!!! You are either the dumbest pollock on earth or a crack smoker. Go back to e-bay with your little man ego. There is a niche for everyone and that seems to be yours. You do well there and I am happy for you!!! Just because you sell parts does not make you a racer. Owning a 69 Camaro from the Happy Days show does not make you a racer. You can talk all the BS you want and we both know you have never won anything racing. I am personally glad you are ejected from the Drag Cars site and to get expelled from a local chicago site has to be very embarrassing to you. Nother slow day on e-bay Frankie....lol

Bend over the Chinaman is driving!!!!:embarras:

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-04-2005, 12:00 PM

By the way Frankie Eskranaut I will bring my Turd Vega and race YOUR piece of shit. I will be not running it on the THROTTLE STOP either. You are nothing but mouth all mouth and nothing but the truth to that. I knew you were dark skinned from your MOOR ancestery but slapping your pony in public with that long tail you have is a scream......lol

:embarras: Looks like you have chapped lips! you been working overtime at the Bus station again??? Doggie Fizzle!!!!!!!!

FASTONE

10-04-2005, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by MIKE RANDALL
Bend over the Chinaman is driving!!!!:embarras:

Yes, Mike Bend over, I hear you like the salami slam from behind! :bouncy:

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-04-2005, 04:36 PM

Eskranaut...didnt your great,great grandma tell you bedtime stories about the MOORS??? Where is your car Fonzi? Your RACE CAR....lol I know it is getting chassied!!!

FASTONE

10-05-2005, 02:42 AM

Hey Mike, was it your Grandma that first gave you your skin head? Where is your car Fester? Nice pic of Mike's bald head.

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/light.jpg

FASTONE

10-05-2005, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by BADBU
you havnt even confirmed a race with me yet, little frankie, you dont need to worry about the vega. You still have no pic of your car frank, but thats ok . You have got to see the front of my car in pics, next you can see the rear.
Get your MONEY son

Jimmy get in line for ass whippens, your so slow your at the bottom of the totem pole. Plus you don't have any money, picture of money on the web, about the closest you will ever be to 10K. What money have you ever raced for on the streets? Frank made more money street racing 10 years ago, than you did in your whole IHRA career.

BADBU

10-05-2005, 07:25 AM

thats some funny shit. Do you know what a IHRA NATIONAL EVEN PAYS? To win? Not to mention the big money bracket races I have won. But anyway,

Frank, AKA, Fastone, dont back peddle we all knew you would, you would come on here and have something to say other than a date. 10k is no problem, bring your shit! I knew you would backstep and double talk and get off on another subject of something else. I will tell you this, if Frank is so wealthy it should be no problem, I offered to race for 2k he said it wasnt enough, so now its 10 and he says I DONT HAVE IT?

Hmm
I dont live in a home with its value maxed out against a loan, I dont have pics of someone elses car because I CANT AFFORD ONE. We all know who doesnt have the money!

Frank the wheels on my SUV were 6k , maybe I could sell them and pawn something to get the 10k. :owned: :rofl:

:supergay:

FASTONE

10-05-2005, 08:48 AM

Do you want to show a bank account that PROVES you have 10K :why:

SuperEngine

10-05-2005, 08:57 AM

Hey Joker, I own 2 homes, each appraise over 200K, what you know is the equivelency of a grain of sand compaired to an ocean.

I won more than 50K street racing in one year. And that was just having FUN.

You say you want to race, but this weekend isn't good, next week that weekend won't be good either. What weekend is good Jim? And prove you have some cash, broke ass want-a-be. You have been nothing but a waste of time. :bouncy:

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-05-2005, 09:13 AM

Well Eskranautski you and your twin FASTONE sure do waste alot of time then for nothing. Here is what you really do all day...........

You have three pollocks (ESKRA Bros.) sitting on a couch...How can you tell which one is the cocksucker????

Easy it is FRANK...the one spitting feathers!!!

You are a punk ESKRA with all your shit talk and own two homes. Well we know you own one home since Aug. of 2004 . The other must be that 50 dollar HOME DEPOT dog house in your backyard. The only 50k you have made having fun ESKRA is on your hands and knees......

REMEMBER THE MOORS .....and the gene that runs wild in your blood!!!

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-05-2005, 09:18 AM

What town did you win the 50 in? Cant be CHICAGO because no one from the website you are banned from has ever heard of you except one person.....AVOIDED Z/28. BILLY GUMBER and the Fat Dude at TR Harmsen only know you.........

BADBU

10-05-2005, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by SuperEngine
Hey Joker, I own 2 homes, each appraise over 200K, what you know is the equivelency of a grain of sand compaired to an ocean.

I won more than 50K street racing in one year. And that was just having FUN.

You say you want to race, but this weekend isn't good, next week that weekend won't be good either. What weekend is good Jim? And prove you have some cash, broke ass want-a-be. You have been nothing but a waste of time. :bouncy:

I doubt I need to show anything in regaurds to a bank account, you seen the cash moron, did it look like it was in the bank? If thats the best you can do your pathetic.
Now I said this before and I will say this again. NAME THE DATE. OR JUST GO AWAY.
OK HERE YOU GO FRANK
This gives you a month to prepare.

BOWLING GREEN KY THE WEEKEND OF THANKSGIVING.
OR WE CAN GO NEXT WEEK IF YOUR READY.

Load the mustang and bring your cash. Or just go away.

you wont race and you know it. your a scared little punk in chitown and your out of your league.

this has been going on way too long, you have had every chance to do this and your excuses are boring us.

You have never once said you would meet me or where. Your a complete idiot. And the folks at byron already told me how fast the stang is. LMAO so now I know why you are ice skating on this one. I never said mine is the fastest thing on wheels but its faster than yours.:owned:

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-05-2005, 01:58 PM

Ut oh...Francis. Now you are ice skating around the facts. Maybe we should call you Dorothy Hamill. Francis is a mouth that has impressed unsuspecting victims on e-bay. go back to e-bay and impress the guys that buy $99.00 torque converters for street cars!!! The only thing that will shut this moron up is a backhand accross his mouth. I bet that is coming!!!

SuperEngine

10-05-2005, 05:11 PM

[i]And the folks at byron already told me how fast the stang is. LMAO so now I know why you are ice skating on this one. I never said mine is the fastest thing on wheels but its faster than yours? [/B]

Nice try grabbing at straws, but the Mustang hasn't even been to Byron yet, try again !

Never said mine was the fastest, but it doesn't take much to beat a SLOMO car like yours. Jim, your covered on motor. What a joke, piece of crap Malibu! You need to get it painted you will reduce wind drag, maybe drop a tenth or so. Yes you are... :owned3:

SuperEngine

10-05-2005, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by MIKE RANDALL
Ut oh...Francis. The only thing that will shut this moron up is a backhand accross his mouth. I bet that is coming!!!

Mike to bad your a scared little sissy that couldn't back hand the crack head on your corner street :rollingla :rollingla :rollingla

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-05-2005, 05:18 PM

Frank...see what a dumbass you are. No one said the car had been run at Byron. The statement was some people from there said it was not that fast.

GOT CASH????

SuperEngine

10-05-2005, 05:45 PM

OK, lets see DUMB ASS Mike Randall, we run the NO CLOCK, no one sees what the car runs. With your vast experience in drag racing, you never heard of tracks not showing what you run?

So talk more shit, name more names, tell eveyone you know people all over the country when you don't know anyone and dont' know shit. You are ...:owned3:

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-05-2005, 05:48 PM

Hey Dumbass... I just may know someone that works the clocks where ya been.... Ooops! Ever think of that know it all...lol you are a dumb MF'er

SuperEngine

10-05-2005, 06:15 PM

Oooops, Dummmmbbbb ASSSSS, more grabbing at straws. Yea and I know Greg Anderson, Tony Schumaker and John Force.

Mike, you don't know squat! You are :owned3:

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-05-2005, 06:40 PM

Hey moron it is SCHUMACHER. I am willing to bet you I have a person that can and will tell Jim and I what the halfbreed will run if he is at a track when BILLY runs it..... You have to be a RETARD!

Have you found the website yet? I know you havent because you would have flipped your cheap hair club for men wig!!! Just keep thinking you are the shit and know everything.......

Havent seen a pic of your $$$ yet or your 69 Camaro with the tach on the outside of the car. You cant believe the people that have been to our other site that have laughed at that....lol

Your response to this should be just great.

Nother slow day on e-bay?

SuperEngine

10-05-2005, 10:02 PM

Have you received feedback from your customers that are reading your posts? You know the way it goes, you won't hear from then, they will just stop buying your product. Watch the $$$ start to dwindle. :D

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-05-2005, 10:13 PM

You are a moron...bidness is better than ever. Drag Racers make up a very small percentage of my customers and they spend a lot of $$$. Do as you like,be my guest! You dont have a clue as to my lifestyle and jims. Your punk ass friends from Crossville are as clueless as you. Did the one tell you how long he ate soup and drank malts because he could not open his mouth for a long time?

FASTONE

10-05-2005, 10:19 PM

No but he told up how you were gang banged and couldn't sit for 2 weeks. :bouncy:

MIKE RANDALLXX

10-05-2005, 10:43 PM

Yeah Francis thanks for the tip on the escort service. I thought I was going to have to put my stuff in a splint for a while. But then along came one of them Eskra/Moor maidens and hursed it back to health........

Hey mouth where is the pics of your turd. You know the one with the TACH on the outside of the car. Cant figger if that is Coonis Americonis or Polish.....lol Have to admit that is a first. I see your nephew Billy is atleast smart enough to know where the TACH should be mounted. Yep,Francis we have that pic under ...whats wrong with this pic on our other website.....

REMEMBER.............BAIT and SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

FASTONE

10-05-2005, 11:58 PM

Isn't it funny how RV-455 falls at the bottom of the chart? Worst product on the market

Bio-degrad-able - NO
Cleans metals - NO
Safe for most finishes - NO
Removes mildew - NO
Streak-free cleaner - NO
Degreaser - NO
Easy On & Off - NO

Who uses this shit?

http://www.boatersreport.com/BlackStreakRemover/black_streak_remover_chart_overall_score.htm?gid=8

I would use STREAK MASTER and their web site looks more formal too, not someone selling gallon jugs out of their trunk?

http://www.streakmaster.com/

FASTONE

10-18-2005, 07:42 AM

Guy's just remmeber, RV-455 just fluch those troubles down the drain!

Worst product on the market! Here is the web site to prove it!

http://www.boatersreport.com/BlackS...score.htm?gid=8

Jim Bowers

10-18-2005, 09:50 AM

Yeah Francis....my shit dont work!!! LOL Do I have to pull all the posts from Dragraceresults.com from the people that paraise its quality and ease to use!!! I read and comprehend. Nuttin better than making you look like a stupid pollock with some nigga in him. it was from behind right???