Team DuckTurd

[TuffEnuff]

Well you posted a large rant about me in the other post, but, you forgot to mention a TIME and PLACE you want to race at....I tried to pick GLD on saturday...but, you didnt seem to get the message.

FINE! I can live with that.

SSssooooooo....... When? I assume GLD should be central/legal enough for the two of us. You pick the time......and let me know.

[SilVip1jzgte]

tuffenuff....how old are you anyways?

[Team Ducktape]

Funny my first post to you said email me for time and place, oh and I wasn't ranting..........
and here is the post:



Sorry forgot to check this site every minute, looks to be your busy with the nice comments already. BTW if I had to cancel a cookout for over 30 people who were coming; some as far a St Louis, and members from three DSM clubs from other states don't you think I would make time for other things, such as "going to the races"? Just a lot of childish "macho-man" talk on your part. I asked to race yes, did I ask to play a internet soap opera, no. So you bet I chickened out - and yes you the man So go and tell your really cool friends all about it. Or mayeb post some more cool-guy slam talk. I will be down to the races sometime, when I said "race you" I didn't specify as to be having to be on the track (or) some back road out in the booneys. And if I remember I thought I typed "email me to set something up", didn't the email; just trash. Thought my first post was straight to the point and seeing that $ would appeal to your type of mentality- I tried to be a man about it. I’m sorry; I really have nothing to prove to anyone of you, lost that urge way back in High School. I enjoy my cars, not just because they are relatively fast but because they are rare. The two Galants I have are two of three thousand total made in the US. From the "factory" they came with all-wheel steering, all-wheel drive, turbo, leather all around, special edition plate, ECT. I own a 1992 Mitsubishi Galant vr-4, there where 1000 vr-4’s made in 1992 and 2000 vr-4’s made in 1991; only made the vr-4 in the states for two years. bla bla bla nothing you would care about. Not to be pissy but simply defend myself, Mofugus, a huge name in the vr-4 world, built the black car I own, it has yet to see the track, but will make a great toy. And the grey car has a turbo larger than Sheperd's. Granted I have no-where near the driving ability of Sheperd just defending myself; But anyways- I used to be the v8 guy; I had a ranger with a 302 in it a 5.0 mustang with lots of goodies. I got may ass spanked by a Talon once and I have never looked back. The last time I went to the track with one of my cars, was with my Talon- went 11.2, not making excuses but I had just got my Haltech at the time and wasn't totaly familiar with it. Anyways- I want to race to see how fast my car really is- not just to say I can bet someone.........

[TuffEnuff]

1. My age is not important

2. you can post your answer here

3. I am still waiting for it

[Strk&Blwn]

Team Ducktape = "big fish in small pond", from what I've read in this thread, Ducktape needs an education in "big pond" racing.

Lock in this race, I'd like to see the results.

[TuffEnuff]

He should change the name to TEAM ChickenTape

[Team Ducktape]

Like I said you win, your the cool guys. Oh and Strk&Blwn, is putting 468hp and 425hp to the wheels little pond? two of my cars are in the 400's, soon to see 500's not to brag but sence you know nothing about me, and here they are:
http://www.dsmtuners.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=1796&perpage=12&sort=1

Yep like I said you cool guys are too much for me, I will take my cars to the kitty park and leave you "big" boys to the racing.....:rolleyes:

[TuffEnuff]

Tell ya what I'll do for you.... chicken nuts. I'll make an offer you cant refuse.

How about I spot you out a little,maybe then you'll grow some hair on your balls.

I'll give you 2 cars because you have a 4 cyl.

I'll give you 2 MORE cars because I have bigger tires.

I'll give you 4 MORE cars because you have a 4 door car.

I'll give you 2 MORE cars because you dont have a BIG GAY ASS 747 Wing on your ricer

aaaannnnnnnnnndddddd I'll give you the hit (the move,the bust,the jump ,or whatever you cheddar heads call it up there)JUST because you're from wisconsin and you probably work at Piggly Wiggly so that monstrosity is the only thing you could afford.

soooo, The TOTAL spot would be 10 AND the HIT!!!!!!

I'll STILL do it for the $500

or
TRY THIS ONE OUT FOR SIZE :

You THROW a tennis ball from the starting line......where ever the ball BOUNCES FIRST is where you start......and I'll STILL give you the hit for the same $500.

Hows THAT?????

It sounds pretty fair to me.

Are you gonna soak your balls in a bucket of Miracle Grow and do this or are you gonna be the SAME chicken shit and say things like "You're the fast guy...dumb ba dee doo"

we're ALL waiting......
:drunk:

[juicedfox]

Originally posted by SilVip1jzgte
tuffenuff....how old are you anyways?


He is an old man............too old to tell for sure!


is putting 468hp and 425hp to the wheels little pond?


Yes it is..........a very little pond



Small fish in a big pond RACING

[Strk&Blwn]

is putting 468hp and 425hp to the wheels little pond?



---- YES ----



That's why Tuff is offering 10 and the hit, which sounds pretty fair to me.

[z28kid98]

Hey know tuff, you know not all of us work at a piggly wiggly!

Ducktape, take the tennis ball challenge!

[TuffEnuff]

I forgot....it's either that or Burger King. :D

[z28kid98]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/burger/htm

[SilVip1jzgte]

so can he use a potatoe gun launcher thingy and put the tennis ball in there....if so, if it passes the quarter mile does he automatically win?:drunk:

[TuffEnuff]

Doesnt anyone on this site have balls bigger than a tic-tac?:confused: