HAHA, I love highschool kids

[jerome]

So about 45 mins ago, I get a knock on the door(For those who dont know I live in Oak Ridge and rent from 93fd on the forums). I got down stairs to open the door, to see some 17-18 yr old high school girl on the front walkway. I am in sweat pants and no shirt and i can tell this kinda shocks her when she opens the door.

She asks me some shit about looking over this card she has in her hand and picking out a title of one of the books that is on the card. She hands me the card, and before looking I ask what this is for. She explains she is a senior at Oak Ridge Highschool and she is trying to sell books/subscriptions to magazines to help pay for her trip to Cancun for Spring Break:doh: I tell her I dont think I am going to be able to help her and then she starts to become more pushy and a little aggravated. She gave some pre thought out speech about helping the community and donating to a kids hospital, and I tell her sorry I dont need any magazines and I wish her the best of luck. I was as nice as possible. She looks at me and then says "Damnit, and you own two fucking bmws, good god" and storms away.

I kinda had to sit there and laugh for a second. Heaven forbid I not pay for her trip to get drunk and screw in Cancun when all of us regular kids always had to pay for our own vacation. Hell Im 23 yrs old and I still have never left this Country, I want someone to send me to some tropical island with my closest friends to get drunk for a week. Damn kids:chair: :)

[Timebomb]

Canada is pretty affordable.

[not cbring]

Canada is pretty affordable.

WORST. TROPICAL ISLAND. EVER.

[RedZX95]

That's hilarious.

[kbubp]

So about 45 mins ago, I get a knock on the door(For those who dont know I live in Oak Ridge and rent from 93fd on the forums). I got down stairs to open the door, to see some 17-18 yr old high school girl on the front walkway. I am in sweat pants and no shirt and i can tell this kinda shocks her when she opens the door.

She asks me some shit about looking over this card she has in her hand and picking out a title of one of the books that is on the card. She hands me the card, and before looking I ask what this is for. She explains she is a senior at Oak Ridge Highschool and she is trying to sell books/subscriptions to magazines to help pay for her trip to Cancun for Spring Break:doh: I tell her I dont think I am going to be able to help her and then she starts to become more pushy and a little aggravated. She gave some pre thought out speech about helping the community and donating to a kids hospital, and I tell her sorry I dont need any magazines and I wish her the best of luck. I was as nice as possible. She looks at me and then says "Damnit, and you own two fucking bmws, good god" and storms away.

I kinda had to sit there and laugh for a second. Heaven forbid I not pay for her trip to get drunk and screw in Cancun when all of us regular kids always had to pay for our own vacation. Hell Im 23 yrs old and I still have never left this Country, I want someone to send me to some tropical island with my closest friends to get drunk for a week. Damn kids:chair: :)


shoulda invited her in for a drink.

edit: date rape AMIRITE!?

[KnoxSe7eN]

:rofl:

[TonyBolton]

JEROME= :bow: :hail:

You shoulda told her, "Why don't I just take you upstairs and fuck the shit out of you and save you the long drive to Mexico."

:nice:

[kbubp]

JEROME= :bow: :hail:

You shoulda told her, "Why don't I just take you upstairs and fuck the shit out of you and save you the long drive to Mexico."

:nice:


LOL, YES!

[RedZX95]

Drive to Mexico?? I know shit ain't the same in Loudon, but they DO have planes now. :)

[TonyBolton]

Drive to Mexico?? I know shit ain't the same in Loudon, but they DO have planes now. :)

Tell Cbring that.

[LeadSSled]

Was she hot?

:ttiwwp:

[OvenMitts]

Why didnt you give her money you asshole

[LeadSSled]

Why didnt you give her money you asshole

I would't have given it to her either. She should have been selling blowjobs to get practiced up for KanKoon.

[BANDIT]

She should have been selling blowjobs to get practiced up for KanKoon.

Sounds like a good cause to donate money to.

[TonyBolton]

I bet this girl was "RED's" twin separated at birth. :rofl:

[RedZX95]

Just from knowing Jerome for the past 4 years or so, I would say he would have given her money if she was hot. :D

[Timebomb]

or not in high school...

[BolognaPony]

I bet this girl was "RED's" twin separated at birth. :rofl:


Probably just an avid admirer.

Lord knows jerome could have spared the 10$ for a subscription to fast fords or pontiac performance to get a glimpse of what fast cars are.

On the other hand, the cunt could have just gotten a job too.

Heres a brainbuster. Why doesnt she get a job AND sell the magazines and use whatever money is left over to buy more beer and condoms while in mexico. :nod:

[ILLINTENT]

Fuck spoiled bitchy whores... That's like all the fucking pan-handlers who ask for two dollars so they can go buy a beer! Two dollars?! What ever happened to spare change?! I'd like to cruise around the Old City in a van full of drunk buddies with baseball bats, discourage these ballsy bums a little bit.

[RedZX95]

I had a guy walk out of a Weigels on Summit Hill and ask me for money to get a hotel room b/c it was raining. Too bad he was walking out after buying 2 40's of beer. I told him if he wouldn't have bought that shit then he could maybe afford a hotel room. He didn't like that too much.

[Timebomb]

Heres a brainbuster. Why doesnt she get a job AND sell the magazines and use whatever money is left over to buy more beer and condoms while in mexico. :nod:

Drunk people don't use condoms...

[RedZX95]

Condoms are overrated. :)

:jk:

[kbubp]

Condoms are overrated. :)

:jk:


I always like to surprise 'em with "HAHA BITCH YOU HAVE FULL BLOWN AIDS NOW!!!"

[Engloid]

The proper response: "Don't just stand there bitching, suck it up!!"

I'd have called the police on here for illegal solicitation.

[Timebomb]

:lol: so angry.

[93f22a1]

true that condoms are over rated, but i would've bent her over in the doorway and fucked her brains out, but she had to be at least 18 though

[SVTMADMAN]

id flipped her a $20 fed her a shot....and ya know:nod:

[Bluimpreza00]

[QUOTE=kbubp]shoulda invited her in for a drink...[QUOTE]

LOL

[90civicHB]

There is this 12 year old kid that stands in front of our street promoting now homes, waving at people, while holding a sign. I know when I was 12. I was out at 9am, and back before the streetlights came on. Fuck that working shit. Money wasn't even important to me at that time.