DFT2 RACE

[1qwikgixxer]

Hey guys just want to make sure everybody on here knows that they are going to have 2 bike classes at the race on November 16 at Brainerd. i know it may be a cold ride, but throw them on the trailer and bring them out. We can get one more run in before it gets too damn cold!!!

Hope to see some of you out there.

[Hotrod]

Of corse,if my hand is fine...I'll have 2 bikes there.I will be there eitherway.:)

[Hotrod Jr]

Originally posted by Hotrod
Of corse,if my hand is fine...I'll have 2 bikes there.I will be there eitherway.:)

Well ill probably be working 7 - 11's, So i wont be able to make that one...But i bet my hottie will be there to take my spot.

[Dash]

Originally posted by Hotrod Jr
Well ill probably be working 7 - 11's, So i wont be able to make that one...But i bet my hottie will be there to take my spot.

Hee...Hee..I'll be there.......I wanna ride Hotrod Gixxer again. I promise I'll go easy on the clutch!!!!!!!!!1

[Hotrod Jr]

Originally posted by Dash
Hee...Hee..I'll be there.......I wanna ride Hotrod Gixxer again. I promise I'll go easy on the clutch!!!!!!!!!1
He'll probably let you as long as you bring him some of those good ole pickled goat nads with some sprinkled unda cheese and a small side of chicken chokers..
:chicken: :jack:
He likes em a little slimey

[Dash]

Originally posted by Hotrod Jr
He'll probably let you as long as you bring him some of those good ole pickled goat nads with some sprinkled unda cheese and a small side of chicken chokers..
:chicken: :jack:
He likes em a little slimey

Man.I'm gonna have to open a Goat Nad Restaurant.....between those and chiken chokers, I have been run ragged.Could be good money there. Wonder if anyone would be interested in smegma?

[Hotrod Jr]

Originally posted by Dash
Man.I'm gonna have to open a Goat Nad Restaurant.....between those and chiken chokers, I have been run ragged.Could be good money there. Wonder if anyone would be interested in smegma?
Yea thats a fortune waiting to happen...You always here people talking about how good they are.

[Hotrod Jr]

Originally posted by Dash
Man.I'm gonna have to open a Goat Nad Restaurant.....between those and chiken chokers, I have been run ragged.Could be good money there. Wonder if anyone would be interested in smegma?
And lets not forgett about the bullfrog hunker doodles...Those are always a hit with the ladies...

[Dash]

They do love them hunker doodles...........Hey speaking of ladies, the other night 2 came by trying to sell me a phelmer draught. Hell, I'm all about that stuff you know but they were wanting way too much. I agreed to purchase three of them if they would throw in some nude polaroids and a pack of winstons. After some intense negotiating we struck a deal. I ended up with 3 phelmer draughts, 4 polaroids, almost a half pack of winstons and a purple tee shirt with the words "pork me, I'm Irish" All I had to give for these treasures was $61.00 in cash (mostly change), and old issue of Time magazine ( I think Bruce Jenner was on the cover) and some smoked oysters. I feel like I robbed those poor ladies. Hey call me later and I'll show you the polaroids!!!!!!!tell Hotrod about them too. Maybe he can sell to that foriegn dude that sells pork rinds and beef jerkey out past the walmart.

[Hotrod Jr]

Originally posted by Dash
They do love them hunker doodles...........Hey speaking of ladies, the other night 2 came by trying to sell me a phelmer draught. Hell, I'm all about that stuff you know but they were wanting way too much. I agreed to purchase three of them if they would throw in some nude polaroids and a pack of winstons. After some intense negotiating we struck a deal. I ended up with 3 phelmer draughts, 4 polaroids, almost a half pack of winstons and a purple tee shirt with the words "pork me, I'm Irish" All I had to give for these treasures was $61.00 in cash (mostly change), and old issue of Time magazine ( I think Bruce Jenner was on the cover) and some smoked oysters. I feel like I robbed those poor ladies. Hey call me later and I'll show you the polaroids!!!!!!!tell Hotrod about them too. Maybe he can sell to that foriegn dude that sells pork rinds and beef jerkey out past the walmart.
Yea Hotrod had that foriegn guy by the walmart over for dinner last night, cause he usually hooks us up with some good eatins since hotrod drives him to the local park a couple times a week so he can play in the sand box. But anyways he had a whole Red Food Store paper bag full of Snotted Snail Wisker Bisketts. And maaann, those things are sooo good...Whew....Those things will make your sticker peck out...I stuck a few in my nap sack so i could bring you some...He also had a mayonnaise jar filled to the rim with some of that Tropical Crought Friz , that helped wash every thing down..

[Dash]

Originally posted by Hotrod Jr
Yea Hotrod had that foriegn guy by the walmart over for dinner last night, cause he usually hooks us up with some good eatins since hotrod drives him to the local park a couple times a week so he can play in the sand box. But anyways he had a whole Red Food Store paper bag full of Snotted Snail Wisker Bisketts. And maaann, those things are sooo good...Whew....Those things will make your sticker peck out...I stuck a few in my nap sack so i could bring you some...He also had a mayonnaise jar filled to the rim with some of that Tropical Crought Friz , that helped wash every thing down..

Dude..tell me you got some of that Tropical Crought Friz left PLeeeeaaazzzzee..man I got of git a fix of that stuff Dude.I'm gettin the shakes man really bad.................I'm cold man...sooooo cold..

[Hotrod Jr]

Originally posted by Dash
Dude..tell me you got some of that Tropical Crought Friz left PLeeeeaaazzzzee..man I got of git a fix of that stuff Dude.I'm gettin the shakes man really bad.................I'm cold man...sooooo cold..
I know what your talking about...I think that stuff has that rizzle ray number 8 in it..Its addictive...I put some in my amebas dish and it split and swung accoss the room, bouced off the petree cup and buried its self in the litter box....It was wild..But i got it on tape..Ill show you

[Dash]

Originally posted by Hotrod Jr
I know what your talking about...I think that stuff has that rizzle ray number 8 in it..Its addictive...I put some in my amebas dish and it split and swung accoss the room, bouced off the petree cup and buried its self in the litter box....It was wild..But i got it on tape..Ill show you

Dude, show me the tape. I found a quarter in my neighbor's litter box................I was looking for my watch and there next to the bottom beside a brown twister I found it.

[Hotrod]

Originally posted by Dash
Dude, show me the tape. I found a quarter in my neighbor's litter box................I was looking for my watch and there next to the bottom beside a brown twister I found it.

well,now everyone has seen what my kids do while at work.:eek: If i had known school was out,ya'll wouldn't have this much time to play....:D If i could type right now,i would let ya'll have it!:D :D

[Hotrod Jr]

Originally posted by Hotrod
well,now everyone has seen what my kids do while at work.:eek: If i had known school was out,ya'll wouldn't have this much time to play....:D If i could type right now,i would let ya'll have it!:D :D
Shoulda coulda woulda..Ive heard it all, some us allready done did get graduated...Hooket on phonics worket 4 us..Just tell punk to quit pawing you...Your eyes are getting droopy..Take a brown cow and go to bed..NO i didnt say stick it down you throat..

[Dash]

Originally posted by Hotrod Jr
Shoulda coulda woulda..Ive heard it all, some us allready done did get graduated...Hooket on phonics worket 4 us..Just tell punk to quit pawing you...Your eyes are getting droopy..Take a brown cow and go to bed..NO i didnt say stick it down you throat..

Hey JR, tell Pappy to quit yappin 'bout crap he don't know nuttin 'bout. He ain't struck a lick since dat monkey bit his pinky finger off at da travelin circus. we both know he gits a govmunt check now and don't do nuttin but give mammie grief. I gite a good mind to walk up to the big house and whap in da noggin. Crazy drunk................ah shucks Pap, I'm sorry, I don't mean it. It's just someone siphoned all da gas outta my honda 550 four super bike and now I can't go down to see my girl at da waffle house...........crap Pappy I needs a job.or a govmunt check like you.

[Hotrod Jr]

Originally posted by Dash
Hey JR, tell Pappy to quit yappin 'bout crap he don't know nuttin 'bout. He ain't struck a lick since dat monkey bit his pinky finger off at da travelin circus. we both know he gits a govmunt check now and don't do nuttin but give mammie grief. I gite a good mind to walk up to the big house and whap in da noggin. Crazy drunk................ah shucks Pap, I'm sorry, I don't mean it. It's just someone siphoned all da gas outta my honda 550 four super bike and now I can't go down to see my girl at da waffle house...........crap Pappy I needs a job.or a govmunt check like you.
Maybe we does be needin to go back to da skewl house im fillin dumber by the minute...Course papi aint never did teach us much cept how ta tree dem coons...My very firstest word wer Budweiser..
I member when we had to put ole blue down fur humpin Sharon Jenes leg. Then mami had papi put in da crazy house for humpin blue...Hey says he was tryin to get his watch back but who noes wes all down at poe folks eatin...

[Dash]

Originally posted by Hotrod Jr
Maybe we does be needin to go back to da skewl house im fillin dumber by the minute...Course papi aint never did teach us much cept how ta tree dem coons...My very firstest word wer Budweiser..
I member when we had to put ole blue down fur humpin Sharon Jenes leg. Then mami had papi put in da crazy house for humpin blue...Hey says he was tryin to get his watch back but who noes wes all down at poe folks eatin...

I member that..........blue couldn't walk for two weeks. Paapy said it was roomatiz, but we knowed better.................Pappy thowed the tool to ole blue whilst he was sleepin.

[Hotrod Jr]

Originally posted by Dash
I member that..........blue couldn't walk for two weeks. Paapy said it was roomatiz, but we knowed better.................Pappy thowed the tool to ole blue whilst he was sleepin.
yea and we all thought the porch had fell on him...Bless his heart..