Bugman
01-07-2007, 10:59 PM
> Some Telephone History:
>
> After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Massachusetts
> scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came
> to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
> more than 1000 years ago.
>
> Not to be outdone by the Massachusetts Pilgrims, in the weeks that
>
> followed, Michigan scientist dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly
> there after headlines in the Kalamazoo newspapers read:
>
> "Michigan archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper wire
> and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced
> high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the
> Massachusetts Pilgrims."
>
> One week later, The Huntsville, Alabama Observer reported the
following:
>
> "After digging as deep as 5000 meters in Northern Alabama, scientists
> have found absolutely nothing. They have therefore concluded that 5000
> years ago Northern Alabama inhabitants were already using wireless
> technology."
>
> After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Massachusetts
> scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came
> to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
> more than 1000 years ago.
>
> Not to be outdone by the Massachusetts Pilgrims, in the weeks that
>
> followed, Michigan scientist dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly
> there after headlines in the Kalamazoo newspapers read:
>
> "Michigan archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper wire
> and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced
> high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the
> Massachusetts Pilgrims."
>
> One week later, The Huntsville, Alabama Observer reported the
following:
>
> "After digging as deep as 5000 meters in Northern Alabama, scientists
> have found absolutely nothing. They have therefore concluded that 5000
> years ago Northern Alabama inhabitants were already using wireless
> technology."