Post Whores!

[LT99LS1]

Ok, I had better see Nos/86, Roy and a few other in here!

[NOS/86]

i'm not a post whore ! just want to see chatt area back on top with the post whores ......

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

.

seeya eric

[LT99LS1]

:bash: :eek: :D

[NOS/86]

yeah , thats how you do it !

seeya eric

[s_351]

Damn it you guys! I'm never gonna be able to catch up with ya, if Y'all dont quit this shit!:D

[s_351]

I'm tryin' though!:tongue:

[s_351]

How am I doin'?:eek:

[NOS/86]

not good enuff !

seeya eric

[s_351]

Eric, I think you just want to see your name at the top of every post.:tongue: I'm gonna be right on your heels though to make sure my name is at the top! LOL....:D

[s_351]

DAMN YOU.....LOL:mad:

[NOS/86]

you could be right !

thats nos86 !

seeya eric

[Hotrod]

Damn what a thread!

[NOS/86]

i thought the samething hotrod !

seeya eric

[Doug]

i should write a program with a database of phrases. THen make it post a bunch of threads for me...

[NOS/86]

if you do that doug , hook me up too please . i need more post . this makes 800 !

seeya eric

[Hotrod]

I'm still in this thing....Just behind like always!!!!

[00z28]

hi :)

[NOS/86]

just by a little hotrod ! (behind )

seeya eric

[Hotrod]

I fixen to spray......well maybe not..But i am going to lay the smack down on Doug in my grocery getter!!!!!I hope....

[NOS/86]

cool , but it too him ! i'm going to spray my 4-banger too and outrun him .

seeya eric

[Doug]

you guys are viscious...

[ud lose]

i am going to have to take 2 weeks of vacation just to catch up with these guys!:burnout:

[s_351]

WOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOO 200 posts!:eek:

I'm in the top 20 now....lol

Hmmmm......what else can we BS about? 'Cmon post whores, lets get the party started.:D

[Nova]

SPAM....

hey i wanna here some thoughts on the new gto and mustang body style.... (apease both sides of domestic market)

[Hotrod]

Damn s-351,202 posts?

[Shirk]

Damn, yall are killin me.

[Doug]

the new mustang hardtops, I think look awesome. The GTO looks like a family car.

[Shirk]

I'd drive one

[s_351]

Originally posted by Hotrod
Damn s-351,202 posts? \

Hell yeah Hotrod!!!! Nos/86 and I were having a posting contest earlier today....heh heh! It was crazy. Have ya checked out his number yet? He had like, 750 posts at around 5:30 tonight and he's over 800 now. WOW....what a post whore huh?:D

[Shirk]

He wa just trying to pass me again. Which worked :raging:

[RiceKiller]

Im

[RiceKiller]

hoping

[RiceKiller]

to

[RiceKiller]

become

[RiceKiller]

the

[RiceKiller]

next

[RiceKiller]

Roy

[RiceKiller]

Johnson

[s_351]

Hey damn it.....you can't post that many times in a row?.....:D It only lets ya post every 20 seconds.:mad: LOL

[Shirk]

Well thats just sad :)

[RiceKiller]

Jr.

[RiceKiller]

I can post every 20 seconds...

[RiceKiller]

My balls sorta itch?

[s_351]

We're all whoring around tonight! I love it;)

[RiceKiller]

Anyone know what this might mean?

[Shirk]

Way too much information

[Nova]

http://www.chicagoautoshow.com/index.asp?id=10110

http://www.chicagoautoshow.com/index.asp?id=10157

I like where gm is going.... and that doesn't scream family car to me... that would apply four doors and trunk space... man i know the SS is just concept but i love the driving pics, that sucker is sweeet

[s_351]

Originally posted by RiceKiller
My balls sorta itch?

Sorry dude, can't help ya there!:D

[RiceKiller]

The freaks come out at night...the freaks come out at night...

[Shirk]

Thats for damn sure

[RiceKiller]

I saw Roy shopping for a new purse today....

[RiceKiller]

He said he needed a bigger one to fit more tampons in....

[RiceKiller]

Think I might have caught something by whoreing to much?

[RiceKiller]

I cant help it...Im addicted to sex...my doctor says its from watching to many pornos..

[RiceKiller]

But I say...MASTURBATING IS NOT A CRIME!

[RiceKiller]

Thanks fellas for giving me a place to let out the true inner whore in me!

[RiceKiller]

I dont know where Id be without this thread!

[s_351]

Roy is going to get to work in the morning and give you guys an E-purse slap....I mean cary-all.:whip2: :rofl4:

[RiceKiller]

Wait...yes I do...Id probably be in my room watching Girls Gone Wild beating off in a sock...

[Shirk]

I think your head might have exploded

[Nova]

http://www.chicagoautoshow.com/index.asp?id=10125

I dont know, i dont really like where they are going... i mean the front end looks funny.. i dont know why it just doesn't have something, and the interior is a bit tacky, but it looks like it might be a performer.. and the 2 seat option changes the pony for sure

[RiceKiller]

Maybe Im being such a whore because I skipped a dose of my pain pill??

[RiceKiller]

I like the Fat Kid who fucks on the first date....thats classic

[s_351]

Stop it! Y'all are killing me damn it!:nod: :spin:

[Shirk]

A dose of something, I dont know about pain though :rofl:

[RiceKiller]

"Hey where have you fellas been?"

[Shirk]

Dont call me fat. That was a picture my mom took of me on my last birthday :pissed:

[RiceKiller]

"We went to eat"

[Shirk]

Is that another fat joke?

[Nova]

hmmm i guess i should try another post to be serious

[RiceKiller]

"Where did you eat?"

[s_351]

Shirk, if you keep this up, you're gonna take over second place again!:eek:

[RiceKiller]

"Oh...you dont know her" HAHA

[Shirk]

Im tryin :D

[Shirk]

I slack off for a few days and looks what happens

[RiceKiller]

Shirk...I love the fat peoples....fat girls give the best head!

[s_351]

6 more to go.

[s_351]

I gotta goto bed guys.....lol Have fun:)

[Shirk]

Its cause of all the cushy globs of fat in their inner cheeks

[Shirk]

later

[RiceKiller]

I took a 400+ lbs girl to her 8th grade dance when I was in 10th grade because she was sweet and I felt sorry for her. I even danced with her. Boy were my arms tired at the end of the night!

[Shirk]

I hope she blew you in return :eek:

[RiceKiller]

I need some pussy!!!! Maybe I can borrow one of Culpepper's goats?

[Shirk]

I hear they make wonderful partners

[RiceKiller]

Shirk...."I'll never tellll"

[Shirk]

:eek: :rofl:

[RiceKiller]

Fat girls will suck your balls dry.....they say it tastes like chicken grease or something?

[Shirk]

Its the fat chick fish oil that creeps me out

[RiceKiller]

You so fat your thighs talk to each other when you walk..."You let me go by...I let you go by....you let me go by...I let you go by"

[RiceKiller]

The fat chick called my dick a giant milkshake or something?!

[Shirk]

What in the fuck is that...THING that hangs down under fat womens belly buttons. I know you know what I'm talking about

[RiceKiller]

Did you hear Snoop Dogg was coming out with his own brand of bleach??

[Shirk]

She told me mine was like the sample spoon they give out at Baskin Robbins :cry:

[RiceKiller]

Wonder what its called?? I'll tell you....its called BLEEE---AATCH

[Shirk]

HAHAHA :rofl: thats a good one

[RiceKiller]

I ate twenty seven brownies last night....and I couldnt figure out why their parents were mad?!

[RiceKiller]

That thing that hangs down under a fat chicks belly button is called her CARRY ALL!!!

[Shirk]

arent brownies a little young? :confused: :barf:

[Shirk]

Do they hide shit there? Is it like a built in fanny pack or something?

[RiceKiller]

I personally love the smell that comes from between a fat chicks rolls after she has excersised...aka...walked to the fridge..

[RiceKiller]

They hide all kinds of neat shit in there.....I got a spare transmission from this girl who had JUNKYARD tattooed on hers

[91lx]

Originally posted by Shirk
Do they hide shit there? Is it like a built in fanny pack or something?


:rofl: That's too funny.

[RiceKiller]

I drew a blank.....

[Shirk]

Fat chick smell is not good man. I think you need to get checked out.

[RiceKiller]

Speaking of blanks...I need to hurry up and go back to the doctor and see if I still shoot blanks...

[RiceKiller]

Shooting blanks kicks ass cause you dont have to wear a condom....although my dick is naturally ribbed for her pleasure!

[Shirk]

Well Im out for a while. Be back later

[RiceKiller]

Only bad thing is I could have sex everyday for a month and MAYBE get off twice if Im lucky....*sigh*..the pros and cons of getting hit by a truck

[RiceKiller]

Later Shirk

[RiceKiller]

Anyone else want to ride the ho train?

[RiceKiller]

I'll check back in a second...gotta go take my narcotic pills..:o(

[91lx]

I'm afraid I couldn't keep up, but what else is on your mind. Dare I ask.

[RiceKiller]

Well....lets see....Im 21 yrs old and every night when I go to bed I dont expect to wake up in the morning...

[RiceKiller]

If anyone ever says "Dont you have balls"? I can say "yes....but I dont have a spleen"

[RiceKiller]

I personally found out the best way to get women you dont even know to touch your cock and balls....

[RiceKiller]

Have surgery on them!!!!

[RiceKiller]

Man I am really shot out....can you believe they let me drive on the streets every single day!!!

[91lx]

Originally posted by RiceKiller
Have surgery on them!!!!


That may work, I just don't think the good outwieghs the bad on that one.

[91lx]

Simply amazing they haven't took you liscence.

[RiceKiller]

It by no means outweighs the bad in that situation...but after you have surgery on them....your balls outweigh just about everything else!

[91lx]

I only know you from this forum, and I wouldn't want you driving around.

[91lx]

Originally posted by RiceKiller
It by no means outweighs the bad in that situation...but after you have surgery on them....your balls outweigh just about everything else!


lol. I just don't think my genetalia and surgery would be a good mix.

[RiceKiller]

Actually I am a very good driver in reality...I just have the worst case of road rage when I see people doing STUPID things and putting themselves or others in danger....

[91lx]

Doesn't sound appealing.

[91lx]

Surgery I mean.

[RiceKiller]

I wasnt to thrilled about a knife invading my reproductive glands 12 inch zone

[91lx]

I agree there are way too many stupid people on the road.

[91lx]

Knife and reproductive glands.... BAD!!!

[RiceKiller]

But I can tell you that if you ever have to get your cods cut up...Duke University Hospital is the place to be!! Thumbs up to Doctor George Webster for making me able to piss again!!

[91lx]

Most stupid drivers seem to be driving imports.

[91lx]

:rofl:

Hope I never need his services.

[RiceKiller]

I just want to force those retards to the side of the road and show them a few things that will make them afraid to even hear the word car...

[RiceKiller]

Know what sucks?? I own a Ford...but yet...its actually an Import...

[91lx]

Like your surgery scars? j/k

[91lx]

merkur?

[RiceKiller]

And actually...most stupid drivers own expensive cars...I guess money and a cell phone make you invincable? (spelling)

[RiceKiller]

Actually yes my surgery scars...and yea its a Merkur...damn German Nazi Ford!

[91lx]

Money and cell phone, obviously make you stupid. Invincible? Probably not, just oblivious.

[RiceKiller]

Im a Baller on a Budget....aka...I drive a 4 banger

[91lx]

German nazi ford. :rofl:

[RiceKiller]

Ever been T-boned by a 1978 Silverado 4x4 doing somewhere around 90 mph?? All I can say is "Move bitch...get out tha way!"

[91lx]

Is that were you sustained your aforementioned injuries?

[RiceKiller]

notice I said T-BONED not T-BAGGED...just thought I would clear up any confusion...

[91lx]

Roy might have got excited about that one.

[RiceKiller]

Yes....the lucky bastard got out of the hospital the same day while I woke up a week later...the last thing I remember is going to the hospital the day before to see my newborn nephew and then paying a damn speeding ticket..which was at like 3 that afternoon...If I would have known I was going to die the next day I wouldnt have given those assholes any money!

[91lx]

What were you driving?

[RiceKiller]

Only good thing I can say about all that is "HOORAY for sponge baths from the good looking nurse!!"

[RiceKiller]

1989 Chevy Blazer 4x4....I took a tape measure and measured the distance from the drivers door to the passenger door...24 inches...damn that bitch got nailed! It knocked the body off the frame

[91lx]

Surprised your not dead.

[RiceKiller]

90-306Coupe is the only one on here who has ever seen the car I think...I didnt know him when I had the wreck but his gf at the time (now his wife) was my friend and he was there for me more than some of my closests friends....he may be a little on the bullshitter side but hes an all around kick ass fellow!!

[91lx]

Well he is friends with Roy and Flatline so that's a strike against him. j/k

[RiceKiller]

Policeman came to see me in ICU and told me I reached up and grabbed his collar and looked at him all crazy...then slumped back down in the car and my heart stopped beating.....paramedic told my dad he wasnt getting a pulse when he got there but they couldnt work on me because I was stuck in the car...by the time they cut me out I had a heartbeat...go figure??

[91lx]

Wasn't your time.

[RiceKiller]

ya know...even though Roy is the biggest goofball in the world...hes actually a decent fellow...first time I met him, me..him..and Jason went to eat...I went to the bathroom and when I returned Roy had paid for my beer and my food!! Im hoping it was because he is a good friend and not because he thought I was sexy!!????

[91lx]

Yeah Roy's ok. As far as paying for your drinks.. Did he offer to buy you more?

[RiceKiller]

Holy Shit im STONED....it happens when I skip a dose...I hate pills more than I hate ricers and more than I hate men who hit women...so please dont think Im a druggie...

[RiceKiller]

No he never offered to buy me more...DAMN GOOD POINT...I feel relieved now. WHEW

[91lx]

Think your a druggie, no. Your probably ok if Roy didn't buy you more.

[RiceKiller]

I wonder if anyone would ever let me drive up and meet them one friday or saturday night so that I could ride with them and get to see some racing action. The Merk still isnt fully completed yet so I havent been able to lose any races in it yet. Im craving the adrenaline rush of a SAFE street race...although no street race could ever be completely safe!

[RiceKiller]

You know I think Hitler came up with the wiring for these damn cars!

[91lx]

True, no street race is ever safe. As far as riding with someone when they are racing, some people don't mind passengers, some do. So it's hard to say. You should come up and hang out though.

[RiceKiller]

I bet some people will want to kick my ass for posting so much...but dont hate me...hate the creator of the thread...whoever that was?!

[91lx]

Nah, he probably made someone else do it.

[91lx]

Yeah, blame Larry for it.. He started all this.

[RiceKiller]

Thats what Im saying...I dont neccessarily have to ride DURING the race...I just wanna SEE some decent racing...these ricers around here dont even qualify as a true "race" Its like watching a turd come out of your own ass.

[RiceKiller]

Im trying to make myself tired so I can go to sleep before 3 AM tonight...

[91lx]

Sometimes there's some good racing to see. More often than not.

[91lx]

Yeah I'm gonna have to bail on you.

[91lx]

You are the undisputed post whore tonight.

[91lx]

:bow:

[RiceKiller]

Oh Lord...the ex-fiance is harrassing me again...

[91lx]

uh oh, that's probably trouble.

[RiceKiller]

yea I have posted over 70 times....later man!

[91lx]

seeya shawn

[RiceKiller]

Trouble is an understatement when it comes to her....

[RiceKiller]

Anyone else want to accompany me on my post whoreing journey?

[RiceKiller]

What a long...strange trip its been...

[RiceKiller]

See I proved all my high school teachers wrong...I did become good at something!

[RiceKiller]

Originally posted by RiceKiller
I did become good at something!

Im just asking for a smartass comment on that one...I better duck!

[RiceKiller]

my seatbelt is fucking broken..i got to tie it in a knot

[RiceKiller]

Im getting two Nopi stickers tomorrow..they are 50hp each!!

[RiceKiller]

Well I guess Im going to stop being a slut tonight and get in the bed..80+ posts is pretty decent for less than 2 hours

[RedZX95]

Roy is the only good postwhore here...maybe the other guy (Eric?)...ya'll need to take some lessons from us in the Knox area.

[Shirk]

We had a helluva postwhore competition going on earlier. Till I pussed out and left for a while

[LT99LS1]

Originally posted by RiceKiller
I bet some people will want to kick my ass for posting so much...but dont hate me...hate the creator of the thread...whoever that was?!

And I was just about to offer to take you up to Checkers the next time I go up there....................

[LT99LS1]

Originally posted by 91lx
Yeah, blame Larry for it.. He started all this.



:D

[NOS/86]

damm , all you guys SUCK ! now i'll have to stay up all day and post .... man i go to sleep for a few hours and then to work and you all are post whoring on me !

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

but i will WIN!

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

trust me !

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

you guys better post a lot while i sleep today !

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

i got two weeks of no roy ! i'll be # 1 !

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

see i told you i was good !

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

damm this sucks !

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

but i'll catch back up and pass every one

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

and larry started this crap !

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

i need to goto bed

seeya eric

[NOS/86]

maybe just a few more post .

seeya eric

[90-306coupe]

damn

[90-306coupe]

this

[90-306coupe]

is just

[90-306coupe]

just

[90-306coupe]

crazy

[90-306coupe]

I cant

[90-306coupe]

believe

[90-306coupe]

you people

[90-306coupe]

are doing this

[90-306coupe]

so i

[90-306coupe]

might

[90-306coupe]

as well

[90-306coupe]

join

[90-306coupe]

in &

[90-306coupe]

postwhore

[90-306coupe]

myself

[90-306coupe]

how am

[90-306coupe]

I doing

[Shirk]

thats not postwhoring.

[LT1C3]

damn i must be in the bottom 5 but i guess this can get me up to the botom 10

[RiceKiller]

My penis has a first name...its P E N I S...

[RiceKiller]

My penis has a second name its.....P...wait I guess my penis only has one name...damnit!

[RiceKiller]

When I was a young boy....mamma told me dont take no shit...

[RiceKiller]

Rain Rain go away...

[RiceKiller]

Cant figure out if Jason is gay...

[RiceKiller]

Did you know a pig orgasm can last for up to 30 minutes?

[RiceKiller]

I bet Im more hairy than Larry.....

[RiceKiller]

No one here could hang with me on the post whore thing if I really wanted to be the best....Im the biggest LOSER in here so dont even try!

[RiceKiller]

I started this thread last night with 104 posts....damn I am a dirty post slut!

[RiceKiller]

You cant be me Im a rockstar....beating off on the top of a cop car......

[RiceKiller]

I want to make love to the Geico lizard....hes SOOOO hot!

[RiceKiller]

Im watching The View...someone please shoot me

[RiceKiller]

Can you believe Gary Coleman is the same height as he was when he was on Different Strokes??? "Whattchu talkin bout Willis?"

[Shirk]

You need someone replying to you to be true postwhoreing. Its just kinda sad this way :embarras: :D

[00z28]

Originally posted by RiceKiller
My penis has a second name its.....P...wait I guess my penis only has one name...damnit!


P is that short for penis :)


haha short penis!

[Shirk]

Anyone want to go to Stats today for me

[00z28]

Originally posted by Shirk
You need someone replying to you to be true postwhoreing. Its just kinda sad this way :embarras: :D

I agree

[00z28]

Originally posted by Shirk
Anyone want to go to Stats today for me

how have you been :)

[Shirk]

Well Ive been alright, but Ive got to get in shower in a few minutes so I can make it to my Statistical Analysis 365 class. We are reviewing for an exam friday so I guess I should go

[91lx]

What's up 00Z? Shirk?

[Shirk]

And Ive got to get to 872 posts before I leave

[Shirk]

Whats up with you man?

[Shirk]

Yall are too slow responding ;)

[90-306coupe]

Originally posted by Shirk
You need someone replying to you to be true postwhoreing. Its just kinda sad this way :embarras: :D

can we have a show of hands for anyone who gives a shit????

[Shirk]

:waveby:

[91lx]

Yeah, I'm trying to catch up on all the threads and keep this one up too.

[90-306coupe]

We are just fucking around, do you honestly think it matters????
Ill do damn well what i please in here, if id asked for any shit id have checked your britches :)

[Shirk]

Hey, If I wanted any of your lip Id scrape it off your brothers dick


I know It doesnt matter. I was just looking for a reason to post :)

[90-306coupe]

Originally posted by Shirk
Hey, If I wanted any of your lip Id scrape it off your brothers dick


I know It doesnt matter. I was just looking for a reason to post :)

LOL, what size shoe do you wear????

[91lx]

Getting personal are we?

[90-306coupe]

Originally posted by 91lx
Getting personal are we?
Just trying to find a reason to post like shirk

[91lx]

Oh, I was afraid you might be interested in him or something. :lol: