Pick-Up Lines

[tat2darmygirl]

Okay, I came across two pick-up lines that I found hilarious....

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head are? hehe

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Bwahahahaha

[spanky]

My tool needs a shed

Can i park my corrective shoes under your bed?

Mind if i hang out here till its safe back where i farted?

Wanna see what i learned in prison?

[mike460]

My tool needs a shed

Can i park my corrective shoes under your bed?

Mind if i hang out here till its safe back where i farted?

Wanna see what i learned in prison?

Those are F'ed up....

[spanky]

All courtesy of rodney carrington:nod:

[Hi-psi]

**walk up to attractive girl**

**look her up and down**

Girl: Can I help you?!

Guy: My magic watch just told me you don't have any panties on!

Girl: Well, your watch must be WRONG!

**look at and tap watch**

Guy: Nah, it's just an hour fast.

[we_todd_did]

Thats funny/\

[tat2darmygirl]

**walk up to attractive girl**

**look her up and down**

Girl: Can I help you?!

Guy: My magic watch just told me you don't have any panties on!

Girl: Well, your watch must be WRONG!

**look at and tap watch**

Guy: Nah, it's just an hour fast.



HAHAHAHAHAHA....LOVE IT!!!!

[Tireman]

I like.." Essentially this is just an exchange of bodily fluids so , can we just skip straight to the sex?":doh:

[qkjuicedpony]

"Nice shoes.....Wanna fuck?"

[Noslo5oh]

guy "would you like to go out for a pizza and a fuck"

girl "no"

guy :oh, i guess you don't like pizza"

lame as hell! lol

[HorsePowerChic]

"Nice shoes.....Wanna fuck?"


Dang...

No need for all the chit chat..lol :chatter:

[Hi-psi]

guy "would you like to go out for a pizza and a fuck"

girl "no"

guy :oh, i guess you don't like pizza"

lame as hell! lol

I guess I heard the Paulding County version....

Guy: Hey, wanna get outta here and get some Waffle House and fuck?

Girl: Oh my God, NO!

Guy: What?!? You don't like Waffle House?!?

:nod:

[Hi-psi]

And this is one that I actually had a girl use on me...

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?

Girl: What's up?

Me: Not much.

Girl: What are you doing after work?

Me: Dunno.

Girl: Wanna come do me?

Me: Uh,..sure.

Girl: 7 sound good?

Me: Yep.

Girl: See you then.

*click*

[Gone In 5 Seconds]

And this is one that I actually had a girl use on me...

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?

Girl: What's up?

Me: Not much.

Girl: What are you doing after work?

Me: Dunno.

Girl: Wanna come do me?

Me: Uh,..sure.

Girl: 7 sound good?

Me: Yep.

Girl: See you then.

*click*
That sounds too familiar

[whitestang 96]

i usually say something like:

roses are red violets are black,
why is your chest as flat as your back
Wanna Fuck!

[vortech_95-gt]

**walk up to attractive girl**

**look her up and down**

Girl: Can I help you?!

Guy: My magic watch just told me you don't have any panties on!

Girl: Well, your watch must be WRONG!

**look at and tap watch**

Guy: Nah, it's just an hour fast.
Thats great

[FatBoyRacing]

you have 2000 bones in your body right?

want another one?

[roadrage]

You have all learned to the secrets to me seducing my wife now. They all work like a charm.

[spanky]

Hi my name is matt and i like peanut butter wanna f*ck:nod:

[MILLHOUSE]

check this out.http://linesthataregood.com/

[we_todd_did]

Women just use me for my rugged good looks, hard tanned muscular body, and large penis. Sometimes I just cry myself to sleep, craving for a hug in the morning, not a blow job. If you would you hug me in the morning, I'll let you suck me off later, but really, I just want to loved.

[tat2darmygirl]

Women just use me for my rugged good looks, hard tanned muscular body, and large penis. Sometimes I just cry myself to sleep, craving for a hug in the morning, not a blow job. If you would you hug me in the morning, I'll let you suck me off later, but really, I just want to loved.


haha, that's just wrong!! lol

[fat rat]

"Nice shoes.....Wanna fuck?"
:lol:

[tat2darmygirl]

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Let's bypass all this bullshit and just get naked.

I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.

How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?

After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

1. Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2. Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

3. Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

4. So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.

5. Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.

6. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized

7. Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

8. I would go to the end of the world for you.
But would you stay there?

9. If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[jjjjjgrant]

Baby you are so fine you make my whole body hard.

[tat2darmygirl]

I like this one:

Baby, you and me will do just fine as long as you keep those 8 second rides in the rodeo. :)