DUANE"THE DOG"CHAPMAN

[MIKE RANDALL]

I am sure everyone knows by now he cooked his GOOSE! His own son sold him out! A friend in Hawaii says he is the most unpopular man on the Islands and has been since he crossed paths with the locals on National TV....

[82SuperComp]

And can you tell us why someone would give a phuck? :gamefreak

[MIKE RANDALL]

Because he was making fun of your relatives!