IMPORTANT A MUST READ

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for
all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless
America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at
least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are
in the position of posing as a national threat!

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